Watch Where You Put That: a Comic Mashup Theater Presentation

Comic Mashup Theater Presents:

A morality tale of personal hygiene

and manipulation.

Watch Where You Put That Thing.

 Sometimes comic book artists try to give their panels double meanings.

(wink, wink, nod, nod...)

But sometimes, people just need to be careful where they put things.

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Is that your tentacle crawling up my leg, or are you just glad to see me?

 You know what they say, Fiery Burning Handshake...

Fiery Burning Crotch!

(They do say that, don't they?)

 What are you yanking at kid?

 Your hand really shouldn't be there, Dick.

But ladies really shouldn't be sporting a rod?

(Unless they are fishing.)

 Sometimes you should just keep your hands to yourself.

 And sometimes you should keep your hands off yourself!

 I don't want to abuse this theme (or myself).

So maybe we should just shake hands like gentlemen.

I said like gentlemen!

 And we can bring this ill mannered presentation to an end.

 That is not the way to a man's heart, but I know how you feel, dirty but kind of good...

 But at least now you know where that hand has been.

Watch where you put that thing.

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