Comic Mashup of Mars

Some where on Earth there is a movie about a man who may or may not be of Mars, who meets a woman who may or may not be a Princess of Mars.  The marketing experts thought it would be too much of a gambit to put such information in the title of their movie, so they just called it: John Carter.
Comic Mashup Theater proudly presents, the Search for the John.

This Lars of Mars will be in a theater this weekend watching John Carter and I will be appending "of Mars" and "A Princess of Mars" to the title in defiance of the cowardly marketing people at Disney.
And I will be praying that the movie is much better than the marketing has been.
To Barsoom!!!