Signs and Portents...

What does that say? Balrog Trucking? No fishing from Bridge of Khazad-dum?
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"From out of the shadow a red sword leapt flaming."
You really ought to keep better control of your sword near shadow-filled bottomless pits...

Waiting for the Ninjas

I've been watching for the ninjas.
There, I think I saw one.
Nope, I'm still breathing...

That was a No Entry sign orginally, until the Ninjas modified it.

NEWEXOABI!

I wasn't sure what to make of this sign when I first saw it.
Not speaking Russian, I tried to guess what it meant from the iconic imagery.
Don't watch the sunset from the middle of the road!
Beware of overly friendly men in the median!
Casual gay encounters should not be conducted in traffic!

My Russian speaking friend Anton translated it for me:
"Driver, attention! Undisciplined pedestrians!"

Who knew that undisciplined pedestrians always come in pairs?

Roadside Advice

Our local Seventh Day Adventist Church

offered us the following advice:

"ITS BETTER TO SWALLOW"

To be fair, the next screen said "Your pride"

But we were a little surprised that a church was offering advice in this area.