Sit Toad, said the Door Mouse

Echo: Hey, you can call me the cheddar cat. That is one giant toadstool.
Thunder: Cheddar cat? What are you talking about?
E: You know, that story, Alice in Thunderland. The smiley cat sits on
top of the big mushroom eating cheese.
T: That's a hooka smoking cat-of-pillars. And the story was Echo in
Wonderland. Just don't go eating any of that fungus.
E: Too late Alice... Now what did I do with my pocket watch, Tweedle
Dumb?