Knitted Pandas & Cowboy Boots

I love you man, cries Rabbit
Suitcases in his hands
But I’m out of here
Those dogs have completely
Taken over the place
Turned a nice quiet house
Into their own private doggy disco
No hard feelings, my man
But they keep jumping on me
They’ve licked half the fur off my face
And they chew holes in everything
Even Chani’s favorite panda sweater
And they bark at every noise
They are more nervous than
A pair of shaved monkeys
At a tattoo convention
And I don’t even want to talk
About the surprises they left
In my Tony Llama boots
Do you have any idea
What full quill ostrich costs?
In rabbit sizes?
Later, alligator