Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Geeking Out on Avengers...

OK, just saw the new promo for Avengers, the movie due out in May.
WOW!  This is going to be great!

This is why Avengers are going to win the Avengers vs X-Men thing.
Sorry Siona, X-Men are cool, but they are going to get schooled by the Avengers.

I know, I know, all you continuity geeks are saying: Hey, Movie Avengers are really an off-shoot of the Ultimates, which isn't really the same Marvel Universe as regular Avengers.  And it's Regular Avengers that are fighting Regular X-Men all year in the mega crossover event to end all crossover events.
Like I said, I know.  But did you know that Movie Avengers aren't really in the same continuity as the Ulitmate Universe?  Well, that's a lot of continuity to keep straight.  And it doesn't really matter if the story is good. But I am still excited to see this movie.

I have modest hopes that John Carter (of fraking Mars) is going to be better than its marketing so far would lead us to believe.
But I've got good feelings about Joss Whedon's Avengers.  It's already won the marketing war with fellow Disney movie, John Carter (of bleeding Mars).
And it will probably be better than Avengers vs X-Men, which will most likely fail to be the crossover event to make us forget about all other crossover events.

Avengers Assemble!

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Stuck in a Bad Relationship

Poor Airboy, despite the efforts of Skywolf, Iron Ace, Black Angel and the Flying Dutchman, he just can't escape the voluptuous clutches of the evil Valkyrie.

The cover price goes from 10 cents to 50 cents and still Airboy lies senseless at Valkyrie's feet.
Put that Airboy out of his misery, Val!

Friday, February 17, 2012

Hand Power Tool Mashup Comic?

Don't point fingers at me!  This is a Comic Mashup Theater Presentation.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

The Green Plague Hits Wall Street

What is this Wall?
A Wall and a Street!
 Ah, so what caused this green plague on Wall Street?
 Greedy Ducks and their Mountain of Money!
I guess a volcano is a kind of mountain...
Bum, bum, bum!!!!
Betcha didn't expect a Volcano on Wall Street?
Brought to you by Comic Mashup Theater
and the people at Van Heusen:
Who remind you to wear a tie in bed, that'll show her your a "real" man.
Sorry Ladies.

Thursday, February 09, 2012

Comic Valentine's Day Mashup

Valentine's Day is coming.
Comic Mashup Theater wants you to be prepared,
So we present Valentine's Day cards that you can print and cutout for all the kids in your class.

Sunday, February 05, 2012

And Now a Paid Announcement: Mind Bleach

Comic Mashup Theater is proud to present a paid commercial announcement.
We are especially proud to get paid.
But there was something about this deal that we don't like...
Hmm, what could it be?  Oh well, never mind.  It must not be important.

Blog Continued After This Advertisement.
Mind Bleach is a registered trademark of Galactucorp, Inc.
Galacutcorp, We Hunger, We Consume, You Sustain Us.
Oh, we remember...  No, Never Mind.  What where we talking about?

Thursday, February 02, 2012

It's a Series of Tubes...

Say no more, say no more, say no more, squire:

A wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat, man!