Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy New Year

There will be no crying over spilt milk here!
Just horny old bastards!
Happy New Year!

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas Every One

Hope you got to unwrap the best presents!

Merry Christmas Every One!!!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Happy 25th Anniversary Evelyn

Today is our 25th Anniversary.
Happy Anniversary Evelyn.
25 years is just the beginning.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Radium Water: A Jay Bird Comic

Oh, glowy night!
What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

-- From The Tyger by William Blake

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Secret Santa Comic Mashup Style

Tis the season of secret wishes, anticipation and brightly-wrapped boxes under the tree.
Comic Mashup Theater Presents: The Secret of the Box!
Oh, Spirit!  There is still time to find some good jokes--I mean good cheer!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Red and Green Means Only One Thing...

Festive red and green can mean only one thing:
 *That's Danish for "Towards the monster called the Hulk!"
 Having Santa troubles, Batman?
Not to worry, Hulk Smash Santa!
Whats with this Grey Hulk?  What happened to Red and Green Hulk?
We all knew volcanoes were behind this trouble.
Aren't they always?

Kirby Krackle Rocks Rudolf

Monday, December 19, 2011

What's Wrong With Chrismas?

I don't know that anything is really wrong with Christmas,
but there is something disturbing about this family photo...

Friday, December 16, 2011

Every Girl Will Be Happier With A Hoover

American Girls Want a Good Vacuum...
They just don't want one for Christmas.
 So Don't Be a Sucker.

Good Christmas Gift Advice You Can Count On.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Every Girl Loves Santa's Balls

Every American Girl likes hanging Santa's Balls.
And Santa likes the way American Girls unwrap their gifts.
 Those Mojud Stockings certainly do make things merry and bright.
 But "flaming" snowballs?  I don't think so...
And some times a woody is just a way of taking a shot down the fairway.
Hope you've been just naughty enough to be nice!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Every Girl Loves Cigars

American girls love sitting on Santa's lap.
Even when his head is circled by smoke like a wreath.
Heck, she'll light that stogie up for the jolly old elf!
But some times a cigar is just a cigar.

And some times smoke is just smoke and has nothing to do with volcanoes!
Quit ruining the Holidays creepy native guide dude.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Every Girl Loves Shiny Boots

Love how those American girls deck the halls for the holidays.
But she only has eyes for Santa's boots.

Hey fella, you didn't use Mircosheen!

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Horns Come In Handy

They give you something to hang your goggles on.
Digital Sketch by Jay Larsen

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Comic Chicken Mashup Chicken Theater

Don't ask why, just cross the road.

There, now that is settled: chicken then egg.
The classic inspiration if you click HERE

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Look Into My Eyes

I am a baby smoking a pipe.
Sometimes a pipe is just a pipe.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Just Desserts Comic Mashup Style

Beware the Jell-O mold gathering dust in your kitchen...
Comic Mashup Theater brings you a chilling tale of inappropriate combinations:

Monday, December 05, 2011

Hollow Point Mashup

There is no way to gage the caliber of this round of
Comic Mashup Theater Presents:

Friday, December 02, 2011

Never Jump the Shark Comic Mashup Theater

Every great form of serial entertainment does it, Jumping the Shark.
But not here at Comic Mashup Theater.