Built in Punchlines

Flint cops crack down on sagging pants
Violators of ordinance could face fines -- even jail time
BY BEN SCHMITT • FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER • July 8, 2008

Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout.
Dicks, who took over the department last month on an interim basis, announced that his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms.
"Some people call it a fad," Dicks told the Free Press this week while patrolling the streets of Flint. "But I believe it's a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years."
On June 27, the chief issued a departmental memorandum telling officers: "This immoral self expression goes beyond freedom of expression."
The crime, he says, is disorderly conduct or indecent exposure, both misdemeanors punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and/or fines up to $500.
Dicks, 41, broke down his interpretation of the laws as such: Pants pulled completely below the buttocks with underwear showing is disorderly conduct; saggy pants with skin of the buttocks showing is indecent exposure, and saggy pants, not completely below the buttocks, with underwear exposed results in a warning.



In addition to the article and the above diagram (a very helpful diagram by the way), there is this photo of Chief Dicks in action with a young man with his pants down:



Flint Police Chief David Dicks pats down a man who was stopped Monday in Flint for his sagging pants. The man was warned and released. Dicks said his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms.

The punchlines are all built in. I shouldn't be forced to wave them under your nose. But the fact that the police chief's name is Dicks is just too funny. And in the photo, his is a faceless dick too.