Red and Green Means Only One Thing...

Festive red and green can mean only one thing:

 *That's Danish for "Towards the monster called the Hulk!"

 Having Santa troubles, Batman?

Not to worry, Hulk Smash Santa!

Whats with this Grey Hulk?  What happened to Red and Green Hulk?

We all knew volcanoes were behind this trouble.

Aren't they always?



Every Girl Loves Santa's Balls

Every American Girl likes hanging Santa's Balls.

And Santa likes the way American Girls unwrap their gifts.

 Those Mojud Stockings certainly do make things merry and bright.

 But "flaming" snowballs?  I don't think so...

And some times a woody is just a way of taking a shot down the fairway.

Hope you've been just naughty enough to be nice!

Every Girl Loves Cigars

American girls love sitting on Santa's lap.

Even when his head is circled by smoke like a wreath.

Heck, she'll light that stogie up for the jolly old elf!

But some times a cigar is just a cigar.

And some times smoke is just smoke and has nothing to do with volcanoes!

Quit ruining the Holidays creepy native guide dude.

Every Girl Loves Shiny Boots

Love how those American girls deck the halls for the holidays.
But she only has eyes for Santa's boots.

Hey fella, you didn't use Mircosheen!

OBEY SANTA

Proving your love to your family by buying lots of X-mas gifts is just the marketing spin.
The real message is that you need to buy lots of stuff (X-mas is just the seasonal excuse) to fulfill your role in society as a consumer.
Obey Santa, Comrade Consumer.
Go Shopping!*

*Unless you would like to try and play some other role in society...