Holy Treasures, Vending Machine Man!

Holy treasures can be had for only 50 cents, from a company named Impulse Amusements.
Those of us who suffer from amusement impulses should be reassured that at least the machine comes with a warning label.

I can't quite read the warning, but it may be the standard safety warning:

"Holy treasures contain small pieces which may cause choking. Do not give to small children. Stained glass may contain lead which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects in atheists."

Then again it might just be a safety prayer... Put your hands together for safety.

If only Indiana Jones had known about this he wouldn't have had to rush all over the world hitch hiking on Nazi submarines to get Holy Treasures. All he needed was 50 cents for Impulse Amusements.