Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Cap and Zee Cylinder

Anderson Toons has an old Captain America coloring book from the 60s online.
It is a rousing, if mysterious, tale of Batroc and his cylinder, Captain America and a girl.
Great fun, especially if you have a dirty mind, like I do.  Enjoy.
 Hey boys, my eyes are up here!  Look at my elevated cylinder.  Oh, you are...
 A cylinder in the hand, is worth two in zee bush.
 Always use a condom.  Cylinder safety is important.  "Thok" will be our safe word.  Batroc looks satisfied.
 In Zee Hand, please.  But don't use zee hand you used to handle my cylinder.
 Cap, knows what he wants.
 But Cap still likes the girls.
 So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
Are those pills for Cap or for the girl???  You could color them blue for him.
But if you are coloring your cylinder blue for more than four hours, call your doctor.
That's all for now, kids!!!

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