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from Jay Larsen
The phone rings, the frog answers, it's for the fly. The frog tells the fly it'll cost him a quarter, the fly complains that he's already given the frog his last 3 quarters and he doesn't have anymore. The frog hangs up, the fly gets angry and tries to fight the frog but is eaten by the phone man who has very frog-like tongue. He asks the frog give him a puff on the cigarette. The frog tells him it will cost a quarter. The phone man, with plenty of quarters, regurgitates 2 and a dead fly. The frog eats the fly takes both quarters, puts the cigarette in the phone man's mouth and hops away. The phone man, puffing on the cigarette, watches the frog go, unable to answer the ringing phone.
The frog picks up the phone, inserts a quarter and calls the fly's wife. He tells her the fly won't be home for dinner then hangs up and eats the fly. This cracks up the phone android who laughs so hard he chokes and pukes up most of his quarters. The frog takes the pile of quarters and buys another pack of cigarettes, which was a good thing because he was down to his last smoke.
I am laughing and puking quarters!!!!
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