From the Heart of Truest Magma, we interrupt this blog to issue a warning:
Your frivolous mocking of our people and our homes will cease!
And don't you dare turn this serious threat into a comic.
You're drawing this aren't you?
No, I won't take a more "dramatic" pose!
My hair doesn't look like that.
And your representations of volcanoes and lava are so cliched.
Larsen, you're a dick!
Consider yourself warned, you cold-blooded blog monster.
-- The Volcano Demons