I Like to Ride

I like to ride
I don’t want to walk
I like to eat
I don’t want to cook
Head like a bowling ball
Morals like pins
Sell me some goods
Stick your thumbs in
Go for the strike
Pick up the spare
I’m the only ball in the rack
That still has its hair

Where do you want to go for dinner?

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Poetry and Collage by Jay Larsen

OBEY SANTA

Proving your love to your family by buying lots of X-mas gifts is just the marketing spin.
The real message is that you need to buy lots of stuff (X-mas is just the seasonal excuse) to fulfill your role in society as a consumer.
Obey Santa, Comrade Consumer.
Go Shopping!*

*Unless you would like to try and play some other role in society...