Can’t Make Up My Mind

Truth is stranger than fiction
I’m not making this shit up
Shit just happens
It was on fire when I stepped in it
Guess I should get out of the kitchen
I’m strong enough for a man
But women like me too
I’m definitely of two minds about this
And two will get you three
Twenty three even
Odd
I can’t make up my mind
But that monkey he does chatter
As if he knows what’s going on