Tuesday, April 10, 2007

You’ve Been Unsubscribed from Nirvana

This message confirms the cancellation
Of your Nirvana All Access subscription.
You will no longer be able to apply Karma Kredits
Towards this subscription plan
And your All Access Bliss service
Will terminate at the end of the current billing cycle.


If you or your avatar are receiving this message
But you DID NOT cancel your Nirvana All Access subscription,
Or if you have decided that your dog has Buddha Nature,
It means we were unable to charge your credit card
And have been forced to close your account.

Your card may have failed for any of the following reasons:
Exceeded Karma limit
*Confusing transitory illusions for ultimate reality
*Outdated mythological system
*Your guru reported your card as lost or stolen
*We thought you needed some tough love

To re-instate your service,
You will need to re-subscribe
By breathing in black marketing smoke
And breathing out white credit light
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