Sunday, September 07, 2008

Zero Liability

If you are within the sound of my voice
This is a message only for you
Special Advance Tickets
They have no cash value
Are not valid on national holidays
No change will be returned
Taxes and gratuity are not included
See the French Revolution for complete details
You may think this whole thing is a bad dream
The issuer bears no responsibility or liability
With respect to prices and valuation
User assumes full responsibility for any decisions
Or actions made based upon any statements made
By the issuer of these instruments
All together now
Cake and guilotines
Only for you
Special Advance Tickets
We didn't lose your money
Your money up and lost you
That is the nature of Financial Feng Shui

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Credits: Words and collages by Jay Larsen

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