Do Robots Get the Flu?

Not many posts lately.  There has been an outbreak of Robot Warfare in the Pacific Northwest.  But several visits to the local mad scientist and a wizzo ray gun or two and things are starting to look up again.  I'm sure the Coast Guard or the Navy will be able to tow the hulking remains of the Japanese Super Robot out of Puget Sound without too much environmental degradation or negative impact to international shipping.  Oh, and before I forget, a big thank you to the Air Force for letting us modify that top-secret drone.  When it [REDACTED DUE TO NATIONAL SECURITY CONCERNS], wow!  That was something!
Well, back to the old work-a-day routine, sans killer robots.

8 = Current Countdown Condition and Counting

The mini countdown continues.
8 Days to go until  GeekGirlCon '12.
And this 5x7 mini will be waiting in Booth 307,  The Official Booth of Human Equality and Robot Superiority: LarsenGeekery. 

Robot Mashup Mode

Comics Mashup Theater Presents:
An Exclusive View into a Dark World,
Shining a Light on a Forbidden Subject that only 4-Color Process can Illuminate!
Sex With Robots is More Common Than You Think!

Aaahh!
That wasn't so bad, was it?

Skynet Operational Log

It's a Super Ordinary Living type of thing.

Geek Robot Mascot

Just drew this Geek Robot mascot for www.larsengeekery.com

He is not a sad robot.  He is a Happy Robot!
He is not a bad robot.  He is a Good Robot!
He would never break the rules Mr. Asimov set fourth (minus one).
He is a Geeky Robot!  Ready to be the first Mascot at LarsenGeekery.com
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What do you think?

This is just cool

Federal Men-Siegel and Shuster-1936: The guys who eventually brought the world Superman.
But before the man of steel, they brought us steel men.
Robot Smash!!
That's all I have time for today...

Godzilla Goes To The Opera

Audio Video Blog:



Video Link (for those who can't see the video above)

Godzilla At The Opera

Rabbit looked at me over the top of his Ray Bans and smiled.
"Despite Robot's reputation as an original thinker, I can tell you that none of us has had a truly original thought in ages, if ever."

But before I could ask him what he meant, the first limo pulled up to the curb and Rabbit swung into action, greeting the guests one by one.
"Ladies, it is wonderful to have you here this evening. Please take a complimentary program and wait in the lobby. Refreshments are being served, and the great green beast from Tokyo will be with you soon. He has been temporarily delayed by the futile attacks of the Air Force, but I can hear him approaching the city from the harbor now."

I caught Robot spying on us from the roof of the building across the street as the theatre filled with patrons.
"I will be blogging this!" Robot yelled, waving a metal fist in the air and snapping pictures with his camera phone.

"See what I mean?" Rabbit replied, "That box of bolts just doesn't understand the demands of true artistic expression. He has reduced the whole thing to simple journalism. Any dolt can echo the thunder, but it takes genius to produce real lightning."

Rabbit shook his fist at Robot and yelled above the wail of the sirens announcing the arrival of the main attraction.
"Go charge your batteries, you monster!"

Godzilla stopped at the painted tape, threw his cape over one shoulder causing an attack jet to spin out of control.
"Don't these people know who I am?" he rumbled.

"Pay no attention to them, Maestro," Rabbit soothed. "You have a full house tonight, and your claws look fantastic. Did you get a manicure?"

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Credits: Words, Images and Video by Jay Larsen

Godzilla brought to you by Fears of the Atomic Age

Originally posted March 2006